Tonight, there was the double shot of geek loving.
First, the Julz and I shared a bus ride, a meal, and a tasty beverage. All the while talking DORK.
Then, as I have concluded my evening, I encounter The Monkey King, who foolishly offers to buy me a beer within easy walking distance of an acceptible destination.
Silly Baur.
As if.
On the bright side, two liters goes down just as easy as one.
On the dark side ( oh yeah), two liters is much more than a gallon.
Wheee.
There is an open box of Samoas within 10 feet of me. I am strong, resolute.
I will…not..succumb.
Thin mints are the best ice cream topping ever.
But Partially Hydrogenated vegetable oil. Ick.
“Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil (*), Corn Syrup, Enriched Flour (*), Coconut, Sweetened Condensed Whole Milk (*), Sorbitol, Contains two percent or less of Cocoa, Glycerine, Salt, Dextrose, Invert Sugar, Cocoa Powder, Natural and Artifical flavors, Cornstarch, Soy Lecithin, arrageenan, Leavening (*)”
I want to be a kid again, with no knowledge of diet, cholestorol, or molecular chemistry.
I want to have a tasty cookie.
But I can’t. Instead, I can have all of the above. For 75 calories, 35 of which are from fat.
Joy.