Bhagwan @ Large

Links, pictures, and scribblings from my never-ending program of dissipation.

What has gone before

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X-3. The last Gasp

This movie sucks so hard, there are new levels of suck enabled to catalog its suckitude.

I have not purchased this movie before now, because any amount of money put towards it empowers and emboldens the filmmakers

They need a beating. A Uwe-Boll level beating.

I have it now because on Saturday, I absolutely stole this DVD from a guy who was probably selling his roommate’s movies, after an unexpected vacancy.

Three seasons of Arrested Development were what I was really buying, and by three, I mean two, with Season 3′s two discs tucked away inside the other boxes.

Also there was Diehard 4.

If ever you are possessed of the urge to watch X-3, the last stand (Wretch), please come to my house, so that I can set it up for you on a 13 inch screen with headphones. I will mock you for 1 hour, 50 minutes while the rest of us have fun.

Did I mention that it sucks?

Update: during the credits, the filmmakers revealed through commentary a hidden plot point, which if possible sucks worse.

Ugh.

Posted in advantage bhagwan and combat shopping and Movies and Mr. Bhagwan's House and rage! and stupid bhagwan tricks by BhagwanX on July 21st, 2008 at 5:41 pm.