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Twitter Updates for 2009-02-27

  • you know it’s going to be a bad day when you need pliers to open the can of juice concentrate. Back to bed I go! #
  • @joefulgham i like the cut of your jib, mister. get some 20-something gril roommates, and I’ll visit regularly in reply to joefulgham #
  • has reached the point where he is no longer concerned with How, When or Where to shave, but instead Why? Who, as always, is negotiable. #
  • @brucecordell look out, last guy to say that got stabbed in the neck in reply to brucecordell #
  • is very happy that TIVO and ESPN have decided to watch Baseball, but questions why it has to be the Braves. #
  • @BrotherMagneto Quit yo JibberJabber! I don’t tweet to no crazyman! in reply to BrotherMagneto #
  • @rsdancey I can save you a lot of money and more time with a one word plot synopsis. “Meh” in reply to rsdancey #
  • Thinks that all you Seattle people complaining about snow that burns off by NOON should spend ONE DAY in Minnesota. In April #
  • Google maps has now become a terrifying example of Open source Big Brorther. Batman would be proud, but I am somewhat disturbed #
  • @julzerator very true. but Seattle residents habitually ignore the part of the state that is on the other side of the cascades. in reply to julzerator #
  • @jon_9836 It’s a pork roast. With a dry rub. very tasteful. in reply to jon_9836 #
  • @Pramas Did your grandfather begin the project? in reply to Pramas #
  • Homophonic and Proud of it! #
  • has risen from bed to make dinner. Ironically, dinner does not happen for another 45 minutes, and will probably not keep him awake. #
  • @jon_9836 thanks do the collapsing market, I barely got $100 total for all 3 Fooms, and 1/3of that went to shipping. Happy Christmas! in reply to jon_9836 #
  • @danjite this statement makes getting out of bed worthwhile. thank you. in reply to danjite #
  • has spent the last 20 minutes suppressing the urge to sing ” WHO WATCHES OVER YOUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,” with limited success. #
  • is less than pleased with 4-9 off-suit on the big blind, and moreso with the flop. #
  • Okay, last one for the night. This pretty much sums up my entire management career. http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02232009.shtml #
  • @wilw Mmmmmm, VORP. Best. Stat, EVARRR. Math is cool. in reply to wilw #
  • WHOooo WATCHES OVER YOUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! #
  • @insahul logic is a little tweeting bird… who looks FAAAAHBulous! in reply to insahul #

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Check yes or no

These are always full of interesting things. And each new post undoubtedly brings still more interesting things.

You can ONLY answer Yes or No!

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do: copy and paste this into your online venue of choice, delete my answers and type in your answers.

Kissed any of your facebook friends?… YES
Been arrested?… YES
Kissed someone you didn’t like?… YES
Slept in until 5 PM? … YES
Fallen asleep at work/school?… YES
Held a snake?…YES
Ran a red light? …YES
Been suspended from school?… NO
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident?… YES
Been fired from a job? … YES
Sang karaoke? … YES
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?…YES
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? … YES
Sang in the shower? … YES
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? … YES
Broken a bone? … NO
Shaved your head?… YES
Blacked out from drinking? … YES
Played a prank on someone? … YES
Bought a gift for someone and kept it for yourself?… YES
Felt like killing someone? … YES
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? … YES
Been in a band? … YES
Bought something and returned it worn?… NO
Shot a gun? … YES
Walked in your sleep?… NO
Tripped on LSD?… NO
Have any tattoos?… NO
Seen a ghost?… YES
Eaten alligator meat?… NO
Done body shots?… YES
Peed in the pool?… YES
Passed gas and blamed it on another without their knowledge?… YES
Have body piercings below the neck?… NO
Still love someone you shouldn’t?… NO
Think about the future? … YES
Believe in love? … YES
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? … YES

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