Bhagwan @ Large

Food time

Specifically, the preparation and consumption of.

I have written previously that It generally takes me longer to eat my meals than to cook them. In fact, at least three meals I prepare each day take about 2 minutes to “cook” and the 4th no more than 10 minutes.

A side effect of this efficiency is that I am more likely to postpone a meal when I am “busy” with some activity which, on average, takes “less” time. And by time, I also mean “effort.”

Like getting up from my chair or couch, out of bed, etc.

At times, this is to my benefit, since Human beings int eh United States tend to not actually be hungry at meal times, but instead are thirsty (i.e. dehydrated). But it is also to my detriment, since “drinking water” is a 0-time cost activity for me. It is instinctual, and will happen as long as there is a glass of something in front of me.

There is not now, nor has there been one for many hours. There is one, and two, and many in the other room.

You know, the place where the food is.

Mealtime, now. More crazy later.

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-04

• 2.5 hours of bleh spells straight back to bed for me. Lunch in another 2, won’t that be fun? #
• @gotcaffeine you are paying the price for gasoline made/planned/bought up to 6 months ago. Plus, you are Canadian. in reply to gotcaffeine #
• @StaceyJanssen when things get bad, just think about a MONKEY! in reply to StaceyJanssen #
• @gotcaffeine the very concept of cuticle oil is disturbing, not to mention cuticle oil chips. in reply to gotcaffeine #
• Ok, really now. 8 hrs between meals is really 5 too long. Time for the burger et al I promised myself that was 1 hr overdue a1 11 AM #
• @gotcaffeine you have not made it more appealing, since that was my original read. Very metrosexual, I’m sure Puck has some of his own. in reply to gotcaffeine #
• has got a theory, that it’s a demon. A dancing demon. No, no, something isn’t right there #
• Coffee Coffee Coffee I can’t let you Gooooooooooooooo #
• @Inkslinger I wonder if they’re looking for a drummer… in reply to Inkslinger #
• has discovered this apple is full of mush, and lacking in taste. 2.5 hrs of wanting RUINED. At least there is Diet Mt. Dew to console me #
• is now choking on Peanut M&M juice. Hurts sooooo good! #
• @anikahangel I only pluck the Unibrow. my one concession to vanity in reply to anikahangel #
• You got the Peaches, I got the Cream. Sweet Potato, Saccharine! #
• Alright, Internets. Harry Potter and I are going to eat some chili. Break something, laugh, and hide the evidence. You know you want to. #
• @wilw Dude, you need a warning label. I just swallowed my gum while laughing. Geek. in reply to wilw #

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