Bhagwan @ Large

What, you expected poetry?

Some things just really piss me off. Sometimes, it’s funny, sometimes, like Marvin, I get verry, verry ANGRY.

And you just have to let it out. But at times, the process leads into a fruitful discussion of important things. So I write the things that bother me down. If they still make sense afterwards, I’ll them here. There may also be things posted by those close to me, or at least their opinions on the things of which I speak.

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Luke Skywalker is a Hillbilly Cracker, and he sucks rocks (November, 2002)

Remote controls are like leg irons, and they suck rocks (February, 2004)

Belief systems strangle Western culture, and they suck hypothetical rocks (March, 2004)

Wacky Java internet tests are only one step up from SPAM, and they suck rocks (May, 2004)

POSTS (ed– For general rants on an ongoing basis, click here. these are specific call outs that have historically made it to the main page.–SJM)

Seattle Mariners Front Office sucks rocks, and I’m tired of it.

Seattle Mariners third basemen can’t hit water with a paddle, and they suck rocks.

Movie studios are greedy, lazy, and greedy, and they suck rocks.

Phone monkeys are supercilious and obsequious, and they suck rocks.

Cheap ass bleeping razors bleeping suck.

Modern Political races are trite and boring, and they suck rocks.